Musikerwitz (amerikanisch, original)

A musician who´s spent his entire life trying to get a record deal is feeling extremely depressed.
He´s been turned-down by every record company he´s ever
contracted. No one seems to recognize his unique genius.
So, he decides to top himself and comes up with an ingenius
plan to get back at all the record companies who´ve rejected him.

He books time at a recording studio and instructs the sound
engineer to record everything he says, and every sound he
hears, and then copy it all on to 1000 CDs, and send a CD
to every record company executive on the list that he hands
the engineer.

The guy walks into the vocal booth; the red light is on,
and he begins...."This is a message for all you sycophantic
talentless, stupid record company buttholes who´ve ignored
me for all these years. I´ve dedicated my life to writing
beautiful, emotive, soul-searching music, and all you
bastards do is discard my tapes, never return my phone calls, and sign these horrible, no-talent, ridiculous,
dumb bands, and these filthy, dirty rappers!
Well, you bunch of morons, you parasites, you dumb wankers;
I´ve taken allI can of your puerile, shallow industry, and
it´s you who have driven me to this! Goodbye you freakin´
murderers of art!"

With that, he pulls out a gun, puts it to his head and
blows his brains out.

The sound engineer glances up and says, "Okay. That´s
fine. Wanna go for a take?

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